Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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