Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
a search helicopter?!
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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