I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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