I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
two words...techno handjob
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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