come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
A bitchslap is in order.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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