Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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