I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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