You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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