No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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