She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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