I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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