i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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