let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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