Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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