His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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