love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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