Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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