chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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