She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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