We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Is Oprah even human
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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