I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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