there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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