The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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