i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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