You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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