batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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