Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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