It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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