they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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