So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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