It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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