Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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