video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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