Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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