is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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