Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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