Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(808): View more from Hawaii

you were grabbing cocks left and right

(808): View more from Hawaii

you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight

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(404): View more from Georgia

he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.

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(818): View more from California

I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.

(763): View more from Minnesota

welcome to college.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.

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