there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?