You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.