I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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