you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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