...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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