8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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