ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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