Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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