Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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