So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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