Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wannas sexs uuuuu
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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