How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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