For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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