what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He better not be in your backpack
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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