Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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