Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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