I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm getting married
To pizza
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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