and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
