Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
